Tagged: Miguel Tejada

The Daily Bs 5/4

For all the unedited content and photos, please go to http://The-Three-Bs.com. -Shaun

 

5/4/11

 

That’s all it took? One night of obnoxious inebriation and Huff Daddy is back on track.  I penned a note to Mr. Huff to remind him how to succeed on the field.

 

Dear Aubrey,

 

Please get drunk and act like me more often at Playoff Hockey games.  It is good for the ball club.

 

Sincerely,

 

Shaun Lauren Yaple

 

 

Jose Reyes must not want to be part of Los Gigantes

 

Jose Reyes went 3×3 with 3 BB in yesterday’s game.  The impressive performance prompted Sandy Alderson to call Brian Sabean and ask for three more mid-level prospects in addition to Zach Wheeler.

Fine Sandy, I’ll throw in Charlie Culberson. 

 

Jose will need to tone it down if he wants to be part of the defending World Champs.  His play may price himself out of what Sabean is willing to give up.

 

Timmy should help Los Gigantes in two ways tonight:

 

1. Get a W.

 

2. Give Reyes the collar, which will allow Sabean to remove one of the mid-level prospects in the Zach Wheeler plus others for Jose Reyes trade.

 

Insensitive Joke of the Day

 

KJ: “You hear about the new Osama bin Laden drink?”

 

SLY: “Nope.”

 

KJ: “A shot of any alcohol followed by a splash of water.”

 

 

Happy Lincecum Day!

Surgery, Black Ops, and Blowin a .201!

For the unedited fun, go to http://The-Three-Bs.com.  Thanks- Shaun

 

5/3/11

 

Yes Miggy, that game (5/2) was your fault. 

 

Enough said.

 

A Routine Surgery?

 

Pablo had successful surgery on his left hamate bone today.  Andrew Baggarly (@extrabaggs) wrote: “It was such a routine procedure, the only way the surgeons could botch it woudl be to cut open his left hand by mistake.”

 

Many from the baseball world believe there is nothing routine about a routine ground ball.

 

Most surgeons would agree the same holds true for any surgery.

 

I have first hand experience of how there is nothing routine about a routine surgery.  I had a “routine” elbow surgery which led to 4 more non-routine surgeries to correct the “routine” surgery.

 

It was the worst 5 months of my life. It still affects me today.

 

I wish Pablo a quick and healthy recovery.

 

Black Ops Kidnapping

 

Los Gigantes should have two goals while in New York:

 

1.) Win the series.

 

2.) Kidnap Jose Reyes

 

Reyes would be a great fit on and off the field.  He already has the San Francisco style.

 

Winner, Winner, Jail Bird Dinner

 

Shin-Soo Choo was arrested on suspicion of DUI early Monday morning.  Choo blew a .201 on the preliminary (That’s for you C-Lew) breathalyzer screening.

 

Holy Smokes. 

 

KJ, C-Lew, The Real Dante’ Hicks, and I proved how hard that is to actually do.  After our Beerfest excursion, we all took turns using the breathalyzer.  I was the leader in the clubhouse with a .145. 

 

I am impressed with your ability to pound the Soju, but disappointed in your drunk decision making process.

 

Call a cab brother.