The Slingin’ Johnny Sanchez Drinking Game
With the Spiritual Southpaw on the shelf I have been asked who would carry the Barry Zito Drinking game torch.
Easy, Slingin’ Johnny Sanchez.
It is an easy call because Sanchez’s starts are frustrating, fascinating, and often dominating. He can look aloof, focused, and aloof all within the same batter.
As Mama Gump famously said: “Jonathon Sanchez is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”
Legal Disclaimer: The Three Bs and its correspondents are not responsible for the health risks involved in any drinking games.If you are too stupid to know when to quit, then shame on you.
Slingin’ Johnny Sanchez is wildly effectively wild; the rules reflect his best and worst traits.
Official Rules of the Slingin’ Johnny Sanchez Drinking Game:
On the Bump:
Strike out an opposing hitter: 2 drinks
For every base runner(s) stranded: 2 drinks
For every base on bal or HBPl: 2 drinks
For every Run allowed (earned or unearned): 6 drinks
For every wild pitch: 1 Beer
Every dumb, confused, or blank look by Sanchez will be worth: 1 Beer
Every time the camera catches Bochy with his hands on his hips, his size 8 hat off his noggin, or his hands in the air: 1 Beer
20+ Pitches in one inning: 1 Shot
4 Strikeouts in One Inning: Game Over. Every beer in the house must be finished. The participant(s) must spend an additional $100 if participating at the ballpark or bar.
At the Plate:
Reaching Base (Any way possible): 1 Beer
*Our empirical evidence found that 12 drinks equal a full beer*
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Happy Cinco de Drinko! In honor of the 2nd best drinking holiday of the year, The Slingin’ Johnny Sanchez Drinking Game has been unveiled.
I was unable to participate or score the game as I had to work. A quick look at the box score shows about 8 ½ beers (not including looks from J. Sanchez or Bochy).
This game may be just as lethal as the BZDG.
Gigantes fans cannot complain with a 5-5 road trip considering how futile the offense was. We all envisioned Mike Fontenot penciled (I hope that is Bochy’s writing tool of choice) in the three hole.
The sad part about Fontenot hitting 3rd is that is where he should be hitting at the moment. Lil man is rocking .892 OPS, which leads all players who are not on the DL named Pablo Sandoval.
A Late Acknowledgement
I have to give a late acknowledgement to the great Kenstrodaumas on his end of game prediction during Saturday’s Angels/Rays game.
With two outs in the bottom of the 10th inning, Fernando Rodney faced (the recently DFA’d) Felipe Lopez with Matt Joyce on 3rd base.
KJ: “Wild Pitch, game over.”
Rodney threw a fastball which Hank Conger could not backhand, the ball went to the backstop, and Matt Joyce scored the game winner.
KJ: “Told you.”
KJ has a knack for these kinds of things, it is scary. There has to be someway I can exploit this for a monetary gain.
Say Cheese OBL!
President Obama decided not to release photos of Osama bin Laden’s corpse. I have a couple of theories on why President Obama held the photos back.
1. President Obama wants to show the Right Wingers that he a Capitalist!
The President will open a bidding war between the tabloids and other news publications all over the world for the rights to the photos.
That would end all the socialist talk.
2. The photos will be released on November 2nd 2012.
After all, he is a Politician. It will help the exit poll numbers.