Any pick-off attempt-2
Any time Zito adjusts his cap and runs his hand through his dreamy hair –3
Stolen Base allowed-1
1-2-3 Inning – 3
Home Run –
Any time “former Cy Young award winner” is mentioned-
Any time “P90X” is mentioned-
Three straight pick overs to 1st base-
Zito striking out an opposing player with a fastball .-
If Zito reaches base, any way possible.-
Inning by Inning breakdown:
1st – 1 Beer, 7 gulps (BB, 1B, SB, Balk, 3 Hair Adjustments)
2nd – 1 Beer, 4 gulps (BB, 1B, R, 2 Pickoff Attempts)
3rd – 1 Beer (1-2-3 Inning)
4th – 1 Beer (1-2-3 Inning)
5th – 1 Beer, 3 gulps (1B, 2B, R)
6th – 2 Beers (1-2-3 Inning, 6th inning started)
7th – 2 Beer, 2 gulps (BB, 1B, 7th inning started, R)
8th – X
9th – X
Total: 11 full beers
Thanks to KJ for keeping the scorebook tonight.
The BZDG was very successful. Los Gigantes won and 11 full beers were consumed in a two hour time frame. This almost qualifies as “Tucker Max Drunk.” I hope everyone who participated had a sober ride home.
Los Gigantes put up NINE more runs tonight.
The past couple of years I have grown accustomed to many oval and straight looking numbers on the scoreboard.
I forgot what those crooked numbers look like.
My memory is starting to come back.
I have a few nice things to say to the Pittsburg Pirates franchise.
Dear Pittsburg Pirates franchise,
Oh, how I love you. Thank you for grooming Barry Lamar. Thank you for the Jason Schmidt/John Vanderwall for Ryan Vogelsong/Armando Rios trade. Thank you for taking the corpse of Matt Morris (and his entire remaining contract) for Rajai Davis (who knew he would be so good?). I am not sure if I can thank you yet for Freddy Sanchez. I hope for your sake that Tim Alderson ends up being a solid big leaguer. Here’s the deal, as Gigantes fans, we are used to Brian Sabean getting trade raped (save Julian Tavarez trade where Jeff Kent was the throw in). You seem to be the ying to Sabean’s yang. As bad as most of Sabean’s trades have been, when it comes to making deals with you, he always seems to steal gold (pardon the pun).
All my love,
P.S. Your ballpark looks beautiful.
I only have one more day of work this week which will coincide with a Gigantes game. I hope my boss does not document time theft.
Guilty if charged.